zeldathemes
21| English Graduate | Potterhead | Baker | Geek | Body Positive | Feminist | Slytherin | Aspiring English Teacher | Anglophile | Coffee Addict | Happily Engaged
The Green Eyed Procrastinator
  #CATS    #WHY IS THIS SO ADORABLE    #BECAUSE CATS  

immortal-autumn:

It’s September 1st you guys! WE ARE ENTERING THE FALL MONTHS NOW! :D

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  #HELL YEAH WE ARE    #FALL    #CAN'T WAIT  
lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

  #what the heck  

swolizard:

lylaha:

Lil Egyptian Gods by Silverfox5213

IM SOBBING ABT THESE

these are adorable

  #these are so adorable!    #AHHH    #SO CUTE  

Being over-encumbered in an Elder Scrolls game:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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  #accurate    #yes    #skyrim  

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their Hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of Muggleborns

tardistothemoon:

Oh.

  #me    #oh my god    #what    #this changes everything  

johnnydeppscock:

Punish the deed, not the breed.

  #pitbull    #loves    #look how adorable that is  
I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms.
(via v-irgi-n)
  #james  

ohheyitsmandi:

parkingstrange:

Critical hit! It’s super effective!

  #bahahah    #perfect  

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

  #this is hilarious