zeldathemes
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The Green Eyed Procrastinator
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

  #bahahahahahahaha    #true  

breelandwalker:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

YEAH AND THEY HAVE CHRISTMAS SHIT OUT IN SEPTEMBER EVERY YEAR.

IT’S OUR TIME NOW, BITCHES.

  #fuck yeah!  

WHEN YOU FINISH A BOOK AND DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO HUG IT OR THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM

dukeofbookingham:

It’s like:

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  #accurate  

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

  #holy catfish batman!  
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
  #james  

khaleesi-of-dreams:

Well that explains a lot

Life changing.

  #this suddenly makes sense    #the hobbit  

And in the dark, I can hear your heartbeat
I tried to find the sound
But then it stopped and I was in the darkness
So darkness I became

hewastheirfriendd:

live action disney dreamcast → brave


Lily Cole as MeridaMichelle Fairley as Elinor

hewastheirfriendd:

live action disney dreamcast → brave

Lily Cole as Merida
Michelle Fairley as Elinor

  #yes    #please    #some one make this happen  

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

  #BAHAHAHAHAH    #THIS    #THIS IS BEAUTIFUL